There is seemingly no end to the ways we can hurt or offend people here in our present woke times.

I came across this helpful list on Twitter to help you as you go through your daily life trying to just get along. Of course, the best alternative might be to simply take a vow of silence…

I DO have a question- who feeds a scone to the birds? Is that something they do in Scotland? Oh wait- is that a xenophobic question? Are birds even real?