Beaver Slap – What a Trade!

I must say, our government is peaking! We just did a prisoner swap and may I be so bold as to say, I think we need a new GM. We gave up one Viktor Bout described as the most dangerous man in the world, the merchant of death, an arms dealer and former soviet military officer currently serving 25 years for conspiring to kill Americans, acquisition and export of anti-aircraft missiles, and providing material support to a terrorist organization.

So who did we get in the trade? Did we get back “Jason Bourne”? No! Even better! We got Brittney Griner described as a dope smoking, American hating, lesbian basketball player…. Wait, what?

This is not only possibly the worst trade in the history of ever, the best part is yet to come. We will now get to see her on every single “news” outlet, and woke talk show for the next six months telling us all how stunning, brave and special she is. No doubt we will see a movie, and a book, maybe a prime time parade and dare I say it, maybe the the Presidential Medal of Freedom or the Congressional Gold Medal! This would probably also put her in the running for Time’s person of the Year. All for breaking another country’s sovereign laws.

T-shirts, bracelets, hats, and probably a shoe deal are incoming for sure, not to mention she will become the highest paid WNBA player of all time. What a role model! Enjoy the show folks, hopefully Viktor won’t have any psychotic bad feelings toward the USA going forward.

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